“Another weekly book meme” you moan… Well not really; I don’t think I plan to play every week, but my book right now would lend really well to a good tease!

TEASER TUESDAYS ask you to:

  • Grab your current read.
  • Let the book fall open to a random page.
  • Share with us two (2) “teaser” sentences from that page, somewhere between lines 7 and 12.
  • You also need to share the title of the book that you’re getting your “teaser” from … that way people can have some great book recommendations if they like the teaser you’ve given!
  • Please avoid spoilers

He got off at the end of the line, bought a Wall Street Journal from a machine, spread out the Journal to protect his trousers against oil stains, then got down on his hands and knees and screamed into the drain grate, “I have been chosen, so don’t fuck with me!” When he stood up again, a dozen people were standing there waiting for the light to change, looking at him. “Had to be done,” Charlie said, not apologizing, just explaining.

A Dirty Job by Christopher Moore