• We’ll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.
  • Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
  • The fortune-teller who ecaped from prison was a small medium at large.
  • A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
  • The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
  • What is the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway!)
  • When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
  • When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
  • If you take a laptop computer for a run, you could jog your memory.
  • The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
  • A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
  • The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.
  • To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

Found on the washers at the Laundromat in Aldergrove, BC.