Really Bad Puns

• We’ll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.
• Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
• The fortune-teller who ecaped from prison was a small medium at large.
• A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
• The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
• What is the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway!)
• When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
• When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
• If you take a laptop computer for a run, you could jog your memory.
• The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
• A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
• The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.
• To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

Found on the washers at the Laundromat in Aldergrove, BC.

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