I had a totally better post in mind, but right now what’s bugging me beyond belief is that I can’t find the camera cord! I have camera cords, but none are the right one. I know I can remove the memory card and shove it into that slot in my printer, but this is not the problem… (something in there sounded dirty)

My issue is that photos were taken with NO memory card in the camera… therefore the photos (seven of them) are on the internal memory. Now the only way I can even fathom to get at them, is with this goddamn camera cord which NO LONGER EXISTS IN MY HOUSEHOLD. I’ve tried so hard to keep all the cords for this camera together. My mother constantly insists on relocating them… but I found plugged into the USB slot in the front of my tower is the safest spot for them. ALAS – IT IS NOT THERE!

Any suggestions? In the menu I’ve tried to “Auto Transfer” and “Print Set” or something like that… but it does nothing without a goddamn cord plugged into something bigger and better (i.e. computer). Someone help me! Nikon Coolpix cord?? *throws camera across room* I’ve had enough of you. I’m really sick and tired of you.

You know it wouldn’t bug me as much if they weren’t nice photos from the summer. If they were just everyday, Henry photos or something, I could manage. But I don’t have any of them like this. Zip. Nada. Zilch. So I have been forced to beg someone’s assistance. *insert begging here*